Talkie Zoo: ALIEN ORIGIN

I watched this whole movie, but it barely held my interest. Mainly because it was filmed in the same manner as Blair Witch Project, with much skipping, glitches, and camera shaking. It is called a “found footage” film because supposedly, someone came across all these film shots and grouped them together. Still, the story itself was pretty interesting.

Alien Origin (2012; NR) takes us on a trek into the jungles of Belize, with a reporter and a small band of Army guys. The reporter is supposed to be filming a documentary about what the soldiers are doing to protect the country when they are all unwittingly drawn into a battle for life against an enemy that we, the audience, only catches brief glimpses of.

By the time the alien, or whatever it was, was finished with people, they looked like they had just finished using hayward tigershark pool cleaner, and the tigersharks were still in the pool!