RECON 2020: THE CAPRINI MASSACRE

This has got to be the absolute worst movie on the planet. Recon 2020: The Caprini Massacre (2004) was a complete disappointment from the very first scene. Too much nudity. Too much foul language. Not enough script or story. And filmed, I think, with either a web cam or somebody's cell phone.

From the explicit sex scene just after the credits to the lame battles, weak story line, and just plain awful filming, I really think a colon cleanse would have been more entertaining. The DVD would be put to better use as a coaster or hung out in the garden to keep birds away.

It was supposed to tell the story of a group of special forces, interplanetary soldiers on a mission to save somebody, somewhere from evil space monsters. Instead, it told me to turn it off and put out my eyes with shrimp forks.