Talkie Zoo: ARMY OF DARKNESS

If you're into real horror movies, this is not the one to see. However, it is funny all the way through. Army of Darkness (1992; R) is based on all the other evil dead movies. Here, we have a guy who works in the housewares department of a large store. He is mysteriously transported back to the 13th century where the walking dead are endangering the people. All he wants to do is return to his own time.

He's given instructions to acquire a book and quote some magic words, which he stumbles through and gets wrong. It's hard for the viewer to tell if he's saying the words or repeating cheap auto insurance quotes, but in the end we learn he has forgotten some of them and is really just mumbling. Instead of defeating the evil and returning home, he inadvertently causes a skeleton army to arise, so he has to fight those guys.

Line after line in this film is hilarious. I don't recommend it for kids because of the violence and horror depicted.